How To Survive A Horror Film Poem.

If I said it once then I shall say it twice.
I am repeating myself just to be nice.
If you want to survive then follow these rules.
If you do not you will be eaten by ghouls.
The first thing is in shape you must be.
If you are not then you will be eaten by that scary zombie.
With vampires covering your neck is the precaution you must take.
If you do not want to be stabbed through the heart with a wooden stake.
When confronted with an evil clown.
Remember to turn tail and run but never frown.
When confronted by an evil whore.
Don't be a chicken lock the door.
Slashers can be real but in a crisis you must be calm and think quick.
Grab the nearest gun and shoot the little prick.
When being chased get to a car.
Remember to pace yourself or you won't get far.